10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.