10 Random Poker Quotes

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
"So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
"What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A