10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.