10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- It's Free To Fold...
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!