10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"