10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "No river, no fish."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.