10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers