10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier