10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester