10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!