10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Those eggs smell delicious!