10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)