10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.