10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls