10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Welcome to kicker school
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves