10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester