10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• It's Free To Fold...
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss