10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is for loners.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson