10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.