10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is for loners.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• in the poker game of life women are the rake