10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow