10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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