10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak