10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm