10 Random Poker Quotes

• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Fook the floosh droo!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is