10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson