10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters