10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.