10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.