10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.