10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!