10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water