10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.