10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament