10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!