10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician