10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph