10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.