10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright