10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker is for loners.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel