10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."