10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Fold and live to fold again
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"