10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is for loners.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek