10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.