10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]