10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977