10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.