10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."