10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester