10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.